SERVICES

We do not see ourself as a profit organisation even though we try to maximize our anual profits we see ourselves as a provider to the local community by generating new jobs and stuff like that.

Although we do not pay taxes thanks to my smart consultant who told me to set up a fake company in some weird sounding country I can not remember right now we are still contributing to the local economy by buying our soft drinks in the small indian owned store around the corner.

Results

We earn so much with our ideas and our stocks are going thru the roof as you might tell from the chart above.

I was even able to afford a Giraffe that I can sadly not put next to me and drive around like the Sikh did with his lion due to the size but its still prety cool.

Strategy

Our strategy is simple and honest. Just provide the newest technology to the people and give them what they want who does not want a picture of them in winter clothes while looking out of a window into the dessert after they slid down the slide in the water park.

Planning

Me Jesse CEO, Founder, top share holder, Chef executive and general genius come up with all my ideas by myself so I do not have to worry about patents and all that. On the contrary asian companies are already trying to steal our ideas and we have to sue them (If you are a lawyer contact me I might hire you)